retard of the day....

No its not the guys who lost like $10,000 on 2/5 and 5/10 hu plo to me today, its the scandi donk who got rewarded for endless retarded calls on hu 2/5 holdem against me. I didn't lose too much, maybe $1600 in the end but it was truly horrific luck as you will see examples of:


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 430475782 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 20, 21:26:41 GMT 2008
Table Berlin 06 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: IamGreat ( $711.14 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( $374 )
IamGreat posts small blind [$2.50]
Punterz08 posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ As, Ah ]
IamGreat raises to [$15]
Punterz08 raises to [$45]
IamGreat calls [$30]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, 2c, 7d ]
Punterz08 bets [$67.50]
IamGreat calls [$67.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
Punterz08 bets [$225]
IamGreat raises to [$450]
Punterz08 calls [$36.50]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$188.50] to IamGreat
** Showdown **
IamGreat shows [ 4d, 6d ]
Punterz08 shows [ As, Ah ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
IamGreat wins $747 from main pot with a straight, Seven to Three
************ Game 430475782 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 430481100 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 20, 21:34:49 GMT 2008
Table Berlin 06 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: IamGreat ( $718.72 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( $850.92 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$2.50]
IamGreat posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 6s, 9h ]
Punterz08 raises to [$10]
IamGreat raises to [$35]
Punterz08 calls [$25]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, 9c, Jd ]
IamGreat bets [$52.50]
Punterz08 calls [$52.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
IamGreat bets [$131.25]
Punterz08 raises to [$568.75]
IamGreat goes all-in
IamGreat raises to [$631.22]
Punterz08 calls [$62.47]
** Showdown **
IamGreat shows [ Js, Kc ]
Punterz08 shows [ 6s, 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
IamGreat wins $1,436.44 from main pot with two pair, Jacks and Fours
************ Game 430481100 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 430489383 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 20, 21:47:28 GMT 2008
Table Berlin 06 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: IamGreat ( $1,576.74 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( $850.50 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$2.50]
IamGreat posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ As, Ts ]
Punterz08 raises to [$15]
IamGreat raises to [$45]
Punterz08 calls [$30]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2h, 8s, Qs ]
IamGreat checks
Punterz08 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
IamGreat bets [$56]
Punterz08 calls [$56]
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
IamGreat checks
Punterz08 checks
** Showdown **
IamGreat shows [ Th, Tc ] a pair of Tens
Punterz08 mucks [ As, Ts ]
** Hand Conclusion **
IamGreat wins $201 from main pot with a pair of Tens
************ Game 430489383 ends ************


I shall be getting the dirty mutha fker back in the very near future and then we will get the last laugh over the donk. I cannot believe how bad the winning heads up cash players are and I shall definitely be spending more time on this in the coming weeks. In hand two in effect he is calling a reraise of almost 100 more bb with top pair, what a moronic DONKKKK. There is always a danger though that your opponent is just drunk so when you track them down in the future do not assume that they will play as bad.

Good luck at the tables, just try and be luckier than me on 2/5 holdem!!!! ;)