Lucky weekend...?

Well I did not go to Las Vegas cancelling at last minute, then in last 48 hours including lots of time out at restraunts pubs and clubs I still find time to win £8,000 on poker. Obviously if I went to Vegas I would not have won £8,000.....however my dream was right it was going to be a lucky few days. Perhaps if I went to Vegas I would not have won £8,000 but instead won huge in a tournament for a few hundred grand or so. I will never know....

Vegas Cancelled....

Had sick day, done loads on horses so not in right frame of mind for Vegas, even though I got my ticket less than 24 hours ago for £1800 and booked hotel. Turning point 5 furlong race 'pick up sticks', huge bet on at 8-1 cruised all way went to 2.16 in running but didn't get up. HUGE mega bet! Well fuck the flight and hotel, can't be fuckedddd.

Off To Vegas....?

Possibly off to vegas this weekend. Lots on in Uk so cant go for too long plus ibiza coming up in a few weeks. Definitely play either Saturday or Monday $1500 nlhe tournament. I will consider offers of staking just for the fun of it. If I do it is $400 per 25%. However I will not take a penny of any cash under $10,000. Over $10,000 its 50/50. I have plenty of cash as it is and $1500 buy in is nothing, however it may be fun for a few people to have a sweat. Once again I would not dream of taking a penny of any small cash ($10,000 or less) Anyone interested can contact me easily enough, there will be a restriction tho of one 25% unit per person. I have enough cash and condifence in myself to not even give people this chance but as I said its for the fun element. At this short notice the flights alone are over £1000 for direct and the hotels around $400 a night. However I want some fun this weekend. I will post tomorrow 100% if I am going or not.

CASH REWARD....

Quick post tonight, everyone knows I am a man of my word and very generous. Basically I would like somebody to give me the name and address of a person who plays on betfair as 'Heatheli'. Simply give me his name and address and your stars/fulltilt account and I will send you a nice bounty. Simple as that. Somebody out there who plays on betfair will know him, in fact a few people will so if you do you may as well at least be the one to get the reward as someone will get it.

We are going to IBIZA....NOTTTT

Have a few beers last night (quite a few) and decide to go to Ibiza. Get to the airport carry on drinking then realise I have left my passport in the car. No big deal can get cab to drop it off, friend checks his passport and realises it has expired. Great, trying to think who elses passport we can use but realise nobodies because white people don't all look the same (there is my first controversial remark to get a few people going!!!). Phone a cab to leave the airport and my friend says to me 'I can't fucking believe that'. Lady who looks like a crackhead gets out of a car and walks towards the aiport as my friend says that and she says 'you shouldn't swear in public I work here and your lucky I don't call the police'. WOW what the fuck is this bullshit? It's 2am your outside the terminal with nobody in site but a crackhead and you can't swear? Well I say call the police you crackhead. Next minute cab is there and as we walk towards it some fat prick in a hi vis vest comes walking towards me all fast. I ask if I can help him? He says you are leaving now so it is ok. I say pardon me? He asks for my passport number, of course I will give it to him..... 'You have no authority kid, all you have is a fat belly and a bright top on and a walky talky in your hand probably to check the toilets are clean so sure I will give you my passport number.....it is STICK THAT NOTEBOOK UP YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU MUG'. With that we get in the cab and drive back to sunny London.......

O YEA STILL STEAMING OVER YESTERDAY, TEN FUCKING GRAND ON STUPID DONKEYS WITH MUG JOCKEYS.

IBIZA HERE WE COME.....NOT.....

SO FUCKING ANGRY..... will post tomorrow, motherfuckingtrampwhores