Have a few beers last night (quite a few) and decide to go to Ibiza. Get to the airport carry on drinking then realise I have left my passport in the car. No big deal can get cab to drop it off, friend checks his passport and realises it has expired. Great, trying to think who elses passport we can use but realise nobodies because white people don't all look the same (there is my first controversial remark to get a few people going!!!). Phone a cab to leave the airport and my friend says to me 'I can't fucking believe that'. Lady who looks like a crackhead gets out of a car and walks towards the aiport as my friend says that and she says 'you shouldn't swear in public I work here and your lucky I don't call the police'. WOW what the fuck is this bullshit? It's 2am your outside the terminal with nobody in site but a crackhead and you can't swear? Well I say call the police you crackhead. Next minute cab is there and as we walk towards it some fat prick in a hi vis vest comes walking towards me all fast. I ask if I can help him? He says you are leaving now so it is ok. I say pardon me? He asks for my passport number, of course I will give it to him..... 'You have no authority kid, all you have is a fat belly and a bright top on and a walky talky in your hand probably to check the toilets are clean so sure I will give you my passport number.....it is STICK THAT NOTEBOOK UP YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU MUG'. With that we get in the cab and drive back to sunny London.......
O YEA STILL STEAMING OVER YESTERDAY, TEN FUCKING GRAND ON STUPID DONKEYS WITH MUG JOCKEYS.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Betfair Bastards,,,,
Have betfair righted their wrong yet? Of course not, retards. When Betfair removed leaderboards before many left the site and liquidity was so bad. However I have always said that for me winning leaderboards is often something I don't go for it just comes with success. However with the rules being bended now it is bullshit. Why on earth would I want to be forcibly contributing to a prizepool which it is virtually impossible to win? If I don't cash in a heads up game I lose 60 points, if somebody does not cash in a 6pak they lose just 20 points. Sure it is harder to beat 5 others than 1 other but that is why 6pak winners get 350 points. O yea and heads up win first reduced from 200 points to 175 and now to 100 a week later. So like fuck will I be playing in volume so that others can get rich from me.
Retards at betfair obviously don't care about things such as which players have always used the site. When leaderboards were removed, during times when people left because of prop players, during times of bad connections etc etc very few of us stayed. So why alienate these players also, because it is all part of Bruce Stubbs plan.... run betfair poker into the ground then stage a management buy out of it. Lets all get a shit poker site relatively cheap as it only ever has around 2000 seated players then turn it into a world beater and have access to millions of players who use the sports book. Wait, it i snot even as if they will buy the poker software. No it is just the betfair customers they want, nobody in their right mind would use the bug ridden ancient software in place at the moment. The Betfair brand name and customer database is what is wanted, and Betfair appear to allow a snake right into the heart of their operation.
Retards at betfair obviously don't care about things such as which players have always used the site. When leaderboards were removed, during times when people left because of prop players, during times of bad connections etc etc very few of us stayed. So why alienate these players also, because it is all part of Bruce Stubbs plan.... run betfair poker into the ground then stage a management buy out of it. Lets all get a shit poker site relatively cheap as it only ever has around 2000 seated players then turn it into a world beater and have access to millions of players who use the sports book. Wait, it i snot even as if they will buy the poker software. No it is just the betfair customers they want, nobody in their right mind would use the bug ridden ancient software in place at the moment. The Betfair brand name and customer database is what is wanted, and Betfair appear to allow a snake right into the heart of their operation.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Betfair Poker do it again.....
Just when it seems like Betfair Poker cannot do any worse they manage to once again screw up again in a major way. There are so many monumental errors that I can only think it is being done on purpose. I have several theories and basically they all point to illegal activity from within betfair. Personally I still believe Bruce Stubbs is purposely harming betfair poker for his own gain. Since he took over it goes from bad to worse. Obviously Bruce has his own reasons, perhaps he really thinks if he damages betfair poker enough then he can lead a buy out of the poker side of betfair. We all know he has a few quid and the contacts within the industry to be able to head a buy out.
The reason for my latest complaint is the new leaderboard scoring system. For some time heads up players have benefited from the formula. Betfair do get the most rake from heads up players, the fees may be reduced but the games are much quicker and also when the end of the week approaches the action is manic whilst people battle for the leaderboards. Last week saw the points for a win in a heads up game reduced by 12.5%. Fair enough make it more balanced, then this week sees something absolutely ludicrous. A new scoring system is put in place where it makes it physically impossible for a heads up player to win a leaderboard. Under the old scoring system I would bet anyone any amount of money that I could win without playing one heads up game. Under the new system I would bet anyone any amount of money in my pocket nobody could win one playing heads up only. Here is an example of how fucked up the scoring is:
Heads up - 1st place= 100 points, 2nd place = -60;
D2N 6-seater SNGs 1st - 3rd = 150 points, 4th - 6th = -30.
So playing 100 heads up games cashing in half would see somebody score 2000 points. Yet for cashing in the same amount of games in D2N which is the worst form of poker available a player would get 6000 points. So D2N which was not even considered worthy of being included on leaderboards in the past is now included and in effect scores treble the points of heads up. Heads up poker is the most skillful form of poker, anybody who knows about poker is aware of this. So for what reason could anybody penalise the most skillful form of poker and reward the least skillful form of poker. Betfair poker appears to be trying to make all SNG players switch to turbo D2N games. I repeat from rightfully not being included in the leaderboard to being given treble the points of heads up is ridiculous.
The statement released today said 'You spoke, we listened'. From what I can see not ONE person has yet spoken in favour of the new scoring system. I will probably update this post later. But for now congratulations Bruce Stubbs on getting a step closer to destroying Betfair Poker, you crook. The final summary is a game which was not deemed worthy of inclusing on a leaderboard and also notorious for cheats now benefits. Stars and fulltilt didn't get so big by turning there sites into double your money turbo SNG sites. Betfair should realise even when they did scrap leaderboards certain players stuck around, so why now reward the ex-props who are complaining. When they stopped getting 100%+ rakeback most of them instantly left betfair.
The reason for my latest complaint is the new leaderboard scoring system. For some time heads up players have benefited from the formula. Betfair do get the most rake from heads up players, the fees may be reduced but the games are much quicker and also when the end of the week approaches the action is manic whilst people battle for the leaderboards. Last week saw the points for a win in a heads up game reduced by 12.5%. Fair enough make it more balanced, then this week sees something absolutely ludicrous. A new scoring system is put in place where it makes it physically impossible for a heads up player to win a leaderboard. Under the old scoring system I would bet anyone any amount of money that I could win without playing one heads up game. Under the new system I would bet anyone any amount of money in my pocket nobody could win one playing heads up only. Here is an example of how fucked up the scoring is:
Heads up - 1st place= 100 points, 2nd place = -60;
D2N 6-seater SNGs 1st - 3rd = 150 points, 4th - 6th = -30.
So playing 100 heads up games cashing in half would see somebody score 2000 points. Yet for cashing in the same amount of games in D2N which is the worst form of poker available a player would get 6000 points. So D2N which was not even considered worthy of being included on leaderboards in the past is now included and in effect scores treble the points of heads up. Heads up poker is the most skillful form of poker, anybody who knows about poker is aware of this. So for what reason could anybody penalise the most skillful form of poker and reward the least skillful form of poker. Betfair poker appears to be trying to make all SNG players switch to turbo D2N games. I repeat from rightfully not being included in the leaderboard to being given treble the points of heads up is ridiculous.
The statement released today said 'You spoke, we listened'. From what I can see not ONE person has yet spoken in favour of the new scoring system. I will probably update this post later. But for now congratulations Bruce Stubbs on getting a step closer to destroying Betfair Poker, you crook. The final summary is a game which was not deemed worthy of inclusing on a leaderboard and also notorious for cheats now benefits. Stars and fulltilt didn't get so big by turning there sites into double your money turbo SNG sites. Betfair should realise even when they did scrap leaderboards certain players stuck around, so why now reward the ex-props who are complaining. When they stopped getting 100%+ rakeback most of them instantly left betfair.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Beggar Peasant Tramp....
Right, my new way of thinking means that I do not waste time on wankers. Yet for a few minutes I shall be weak. Some stupid tramp who has not got a pot to piss in apparently challenges me to a ten grand bet. Obviously I would literally bite his hand off for such a bet. He would never have the money so thats that. One thing for these fools to bear in mind is that I am mentally unstable and if caught at the wrong time I would just pay someone £2000 to break your legs for pissing me off. Just a random comment but in life think before you act, I really am that fucked in the head and know that many crazies where I would randomly pay to see you feel pain. I guess I shouldn't even post this, fuck it who cares though. If O.J. can get not guilty anyone can.
As for any tramp challenging me to a 10k bet bring it on, you can have 2/1. Just show the cash you good for nothing beggar peasant tramp cunts whose mothers whored themselves with ten yardies at the notting hill carnival just to put a stale loaf of bread on the table.
I think that pretty much sums everything up, good luck on the table. For those who have no sense, try to be a man and actually show the colour of your money and not be a mouthy shit without a pot to piss in trying to draw attention to yourself by using the name of a true baller.
As for any tramp challenging me to a 10k bet bring it on, you can have 2/1. Just show the cash you good for nothing beggar peasant tramp cunts whose mothers whored themselves with ten yardies at the notting hill carnival just to put a stale loaf of bread on the table.
I think that pretty much sums everything up, good luck on the table. For those who have no sense, try to be a man and actually show the colour of your money and not be a mouthy shit without a pot to piss in trying to draw attention to yourself by using the name of a true baller.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The plan...
I have a very good plan to get myself out of the current situation I am in. However I won't reveal the plan or the situation just yet. My blog entries are likely to dry up for a while but I shall make up for it in the future with plenty more stories and abuse. Good luck....
p.s. can anybody tell me why lots of people and plenty of them from america suddenly viewed my blog entry 'deadly river'.
p.s. can anybody tell me why lots of people and plenty of them from america suddenly viewed my blog entry 'deadly river'.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
mid afternoon madness....
Who are all these mental mid afternoon players. Surely they are not drunk at such an early hour? Nah, they must just have some retardia issues. Firstly we have some absolute mug spastic who stalks my games and I get him up to $200s in the end, I don't think I won a single one though! Most of the super bad beats I didn't save but then after having so many I saved a few to look at again. The first hand is how I lost three or four times against her/him/transgender weirdo. Basically the mug floats the flop with nothing and ends up making runner runner. Amazing how someone can keep getting there money in as a 25% shot at best yet still keep coming back for more. Obviously long term its good for me, but today he can go and fuck himself.
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487476264 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $2.25 Entry Fee, Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Wednesday, February 25, 13:44:36 GMT 2009
$50+$2.25 Super Turbo NL Hold'em #2707470
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 1,035 )
Seat 2: SHJ ( 965 )
Tourney Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [50]
SHJ posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Kc, Kh ]
Punterz08 raises to [200]
SHJ calls [100]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, Ts, 6c ]
SHJ checks
Punterz08 bets [200]
SHJ calls [200]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
SHJ checks
Punterz08 bets [600]
SHJ calls [565]
SHJ goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [35] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Kc, Kh ]
SHJ shows [ Ks, 7s ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qs ]
** Hand Conclusion **
SHJ wins 1,930 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 487476264 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487483413 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Wednesday, February 25, 14:05:29 GMT 2009
$200+$10 NL Hold'em #2707948
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: SHJ ( 1,335 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 1,665 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
SHJ posts small blind [25]
Punterz08 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Qc, Ac ]
SHJ raises to [150]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [1,665]
SHJ calls [1,185]
SHJ goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [330] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
SHJ shows [ Ah, 9h ]
Punterz08 shows [ Qc, Ac ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, 5h, 3h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
SHJ wins 2,670 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 487483413 ends ************
Then we have one of my favourite fish of them all, hitandrun. He complains when I win a 40/60% yet the game before he got his money in so so so bad and didn't say a word. Stupid mug, how ugly is his play....
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487474718 *****
PL Omaha $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Wednesday, February 25, 13:40:00 GMT 2009
$100+$5 PL Omaha #2708058
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Hitandrun ( 1,340 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 1,660 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [15]
Hitandrun posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 8d, 5s, 9s, Qc ]
Punterz08 raises to [60]
Hitandrun raises to [180]
Punterz08 calls [120]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 5c, Th ]
Hitandrun bets [360]
Punterz08 raises to [1,440]
Hitandrun calls [800]
Hitandrun goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [280] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
Hitandrun shows [ Kc, 7s, 7d, Ts ]
Punterz08 shows [ 8d, 5s, 9s, Qc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Hitandrun wins 2,680 from main pot with a straight, King to Nine
************ Game 487474718 ends ************
Only around £200 down today, yet sharkscope shows the figure as £1000. How many games do they miss out on betfair? It must be over 10%. I shall quickly get back the £200 then go to the gym and play again tonight. Fucking retarded lunatics
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487476264 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $2.25 Entry Fee, Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Wednesday, February 25, 13:44:36 GMT 2009
$50+$2.25 Super Turbo NL Hold'em #2707470
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 1,035 )
Seat 2: SHJ ( 965 )
Tourney Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [50]
SHJ posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Kc, Kh ]
Punterz08 raises to [200]
SHJ calls [100]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, Ts, 6c ]
SHJ checks
Punterz08 bets [200]
SHJ calls [200]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
SHJ checks
Punterz08 bets [600]
SHJ calls [565]
SHJ goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [35] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Kc, Kh ]
SHJ shows [ Ks, 7s ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qs ]
** Hand Conclusion **
SHJ wins 1,930 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 487476264 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487483413 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Wednesday, February 25, 14:05:29 GMT 2009
$200+$10 NL Hold'em #2707948
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: SHJ ( 1,335 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 1,665 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
SHJ posts small blind [25]
Punterz08 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Qc, Ac ]
SHJ raises to [150]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [1,665]
SHJ calls [1,185]
SHJ goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [330] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
SHJ shows [ Ah, 9h ]
Punterz08 shows [ Qc, Ac ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, 5h, 3h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
SHJ wins 2,670 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 487483413 ends ************
Then we have one of my favourite fish of them all, hitandrun. He complains when I win a 40/60% yet the game before he got his money in so so so bad and didn't say a word. Stupid mug, how ugly is his play....
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 487474718 *****
PL Omaha $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Wednesday, February 25, 13:40:00 GMT 2009
$100+$5 PL Omaha #2708058
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Hitandrun ( 1,340 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 1,660 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [15]
Hitandrun posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 8d, 5s, 9s, Qc ]
Punterz08 raises to [60]
Hitandrun raises to [180]
Punterz08 calls [120]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 5c, Th ]
Hitandrun bets [360]
Punterz08 raises to [1,440]
Hitandrun calls [800]
Hitandrun goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [280] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
Hitandrun shows [ Kc, 7s, 7d, Ts ]
Punterz08 shows [ 8d, 5s, 9s, Qc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Hitandrun wins 2,680 from main pot with a straight, King to Nine
************ Game 487474718 ends ************
Only around £200 down today, yet sharkscope shows the figure as £1000. How many games do they miss out on betfair? It must be over 10%. I shall quickly get back the £200 then go to the gym and play again tonight. Fucking retarded lunatics
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