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Sunday, December 28, 2008

misclick....

Ifs and buts post still to be put up, for now a misclick just now preflop in a $1000 game that turned out lucky! £700 ish in just a minute, my lucky streak still runs!!


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 1795619 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $1,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante)) - Sunday, December 28, 04:00:21 GMT 2008
$1,000+$10 NL Hold'em #2480316
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 1,980 )
Seat 2: Find_C ( 2,020 )
Tourney Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [10]
Find_C posts big blind [20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 8s, Qs ]
Punterz08 raises to [60]
Find_C raises to [600]
Punterz08 calls [540]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, Js, 2h ]
Find_C checks
Punterz08 bets [800]
Find_C goes all-in
Find_C raises to [1,420]
Punterz08 calls [580]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [40] to Find_C
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ 8s, Qs ]
Find_C shows [ 6h, 6s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins 3,960 from main pot with two pair, Queens and Eights

Saturday, December 27, 2008

ifs and buts....

I feel sick at the moment so I won't post now but I promise the post that I write next all those who read that gamble will appreciate it.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Happy Christmas....

Don't know what is so happy about it! I done most of my drinking on Monday and Tuesday night, my final drink on Tuesday was a bottle of champagne that I downed in fifteen seconds. Absolutely ruined me!! Haven't played hardly any poker during the last week, in fact during the last three days I have played around 30 minutes total. I was going home early then changed my mind and went back to one of my local pubs. It has two sides to it and one bar has probably around 30 regulars. They are people of all ages and from all walks of life, you can pretty much always go there and have random conversations over a few beers with any one of them. The more I think about it the greater a place it is, just because of the people who go there. I have been very drunk a few times recently and I haven't heard any bad stories of me upsetting anyone the next day but just in case I found out 14 staff are on the rota and I got each of them a christmas present for putting up with me! There were a few good looking ladies in the pub tonight, I would guess 200 people were in there. One lady was absolutely unbelievable, I couldn't bring it in me to speak to her though. Why you may ask, have I lost my bottle! Absolutely stunning girl looking amazing and I didn't try it on....you may have guessed it, it was my ex girlfriend. Damn she looked so good tonight! Obviously loads of regrets still but I wasn't too upset until they played 'Last Christmas', that was painful even though we were not together last Christmas. Still in the next few months I am sure we will become friends again, only so long she can be fooled by a cheating rat. Well back to the pub, I felt so bad from the night before I didn't drink too much by my standards but when I have a think off of the top of my head I drank the following:

2 pints of Stella
1 Double vodka and orange
2 pints of strongbow
1 bottle of cider
3 double vodka lime and sodas
1 pint of guiness

I always drink random and different drinks, I rarely stick to the same drink for an entire night. Maybe thats what makes me so drunk. In fact I was so drunk last night I dropped £240 in the taxi and did not realise. The guy came back to my house and gave the money! I called him back today and tried to give him some money but he refused anything! Maybe I dropped more and he kept some money!

I managed to get a teddy bear for free in Selfridges. I borrowed my friends son and gave a sob story how he was a poor orphan. I got the teddy bear and then passed my friends son back to him. I said there is your son back, the girl behind the chocolate counter said I am a bastard ooops. Funny time in Selfridges actually, a girl on the perfume stand was up her arse so I told her do you come from Southend by any chance. She was absolutely livid that I was calling her an Essex girl! Decided that the first person to serve us in the local would get the teddy bear, thankfully it was a girl and not a guy!

Anyways the good stories will be back around April when I go back to Vegas. Until then more crappy stories of low stake grinding. So happy christmas everyone, remember when you have a good person in your life never let them go....and if you find out someone is cheating on them don't tell them as they won't believe you!

Fuck it, its christmas and i am a bit drunk...let me sit on a 100/200 table with 20k and see what happens..........

Monday, December 22, 2008

I love Burberry....kind of!

I have never liked the chav that is burberry. However that has changed this morning, I woke up with the smell of perfume from one of the girls from last night. It was made by burberry and it smelt amazing! I can't really say too much about last night as I have been sworn to secrecy. So now on to poker...

Betfair have been running three leaderboards per week for 11 weeks now and in the ten weeks prior to this one I had won the heavyweight and the middleweight leaderboard in the same week nine times the only week I never won them both I came 1st and 2nd. So this week having spent most of friday and saturday night in various pubs and clubs I had slipped behind a bit. Waking up with a hangover today the last thing I wanted to do was play. However with four hours left today I blitzed the tables and once again retained the two leaderboard titles for which I get in the region of £1300. The last few weeks I have been leaving it until the dying hours to take the lead which hasn't been a good idea as I have been drinking so much over the weekend. With Christmas and New Years Eve coming up I am not sure exactly how much I will play, we shall soon see.

Several people have asked me why I am not playing many high staked games at the moment. I did actually play two $10,000 games this month but in general am still playing mainly lower stakes as I had issues relating to my ex girlfriend. The good news is I feel I finally have some closure on this. Quite simply her boyfriend has seen a few girls behind her back, quite a few people know yet haven't told her. I didn't even tell her at first but one afternoon she was lecturing me and I snapped and told her. Naturally he lied about it and she chose to believe him. Since then we have argued a lot mainly due to her thinking I was lying and me getting frustrated at her not believing me and lots of her so called friends not telling her. Its all relative to poker as this has been causing so many swings with my bankroll. However the goods news for those who read this blog is that she won't be mentioned again here which means more crazy Vegas style stories and pictures. Too much has been said now so I don't even ever want to talk to her until she can apologise. Still she is a stubborn cow so I doubt that will happen, surely in the end the truth will come out but then I guess when it does I won't be bitter and try and rub it in saying I told you so. I hope that she copes through the inevitable fallout well and I guess I would be there for her anyways.

So now on to my targets for 2009, it shall be a busy year hopefully and I have a feeling it will be one of my best yet. I am absolutely determined to get back in shape. Whilst I doubt I will ever get back in the condition I was in during my late teens and early twenties I am sure I can come close. In the three weeks since I have come back from America I have lost ten pounds in weight, this is without much exercise and mainly down to cutting back on alcohol. I want to lose around 25lb more in weight and I hope to achieve that by May, then after that I can work on some toning. This has to be my main aim for the year. With poker I had kind of set some targets but I guess this will just take care of itself. So long as I avoid more than a few big losing sessions I will be fine no doubt. If I feel the property market has bottomed out towards the end of the year I will try and buy one of three houses that I have been looking at for over a year now! Two of them may be riculous money still, one definitely won't be. The rental for my flat will always easily cover the mortgage and it won't be hard to rent considering the refurb I have given it. Now the hardest change to make will be the Punterz/Me relationship. The two of us are very different, yet over the years many similarities are forming. Online I like to get under peoples skins, annoy them etc. I am not there to make friends, I am there to take your money as my main priority. However often away from poker I have started to get too flash at times and it really isn't cool, especially during the current recession when so many are struggling. So in 2009 I am going to generally try and be less extravagent and nicer to people in general. However in the poker world I will still be worse than ever as it is important to remember winning is the main priority and I will do that at any cost.

Anyways it has been a long and exhausting weekend and during the course of this post I had a minitilt and lost £1900 on $2/5 omaha 6 handed. I wish everyone a happy christmas and genuinelly hope you all have a good time. I only hate you guys on the table bar the odd few idiots. 2009 is going to be a tough year in general for the united kingdom so just don't lose focus and think positive and it should see you through.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Poker Students...

Ok bear with me, absolutely wrecked from last night still! Basically put me near a poker cash table and I always end up absolutely drunk! Last night was a Wednesday... the only weekday I will drink alcohol! Ok from the beginingish...

The story just wouldn't be right at the moment if I didn't mention my ex! Well I go to the pub early evening and she is working....she doesn't even work Wednesdays!! Well she did last night, I stand back a few feet from the bar incase she tries to punch me. What is the world coming to, I am scared that the girl I love will punch me! Anyways a few double smirnoffs and I am off on one, surprisingly enough she is actually very nice to me and it felt like olden days! Then myself and my friend John and his son Brad are off to the city bunker. Its a bar/golf simulator place near canary wharf and they have poker tournaments there also, read on....

There is some kind of office christmas party in progress, lots of nice girls and also a £10 freezeout poker tournament. Well I take my seat at the table, as if I can play poker with all these nice girls here! So first hand I don't look at my cards and am all in, I am called. We flip the cards and I have J8s v 88 and I lose...just as I wanted to! Wait my friends are still playing poker so now I am by myself to work on the ladies! Not to worry Brad soon joins me. We get a couple of bottles of Lauren Perrier Rose and are soon on one. A cash table starts, the blinds are £1/£1 with a max buy in of £200. I always just mess around on these and I decided tonight I would train a couple of players, a quick crash course in poker! So I soon find the prettiest girl in the room, I think she was called Natasha but I am not sure. She was from Southend so i will call her miss Southend. Her friend soon sits also, so I basically give them a bit of advice and go to the bar. When I go to the bar it can take a minute or an hour! Not too sure how long I was there for but basically I came back and saw they were involved in a monster pot, the board was KKAT3 and I looked at their hole cards.....they had POCKET KINGS!!!! I just threw all the chips I could see in the middle and to which the dealer said too late the other two guys are already all in. So I said sorry gentlemen I don't know what you have but myself and the ladies have quad kings! The girls have gone from £200 to £500! They absolutely destroy this table, the guys are steaming. Pot after pot they win, I did not dare to play a hand as they were doing so well!

When we cashed out I think I gave them £70 and they wanted more the cheeky cows. They had gone from being too scared to lose money to absolute card sharks! Anyways great night, loads more happened that I don't even remember for sure! If you are near canary wharf give the city bunker a call and see if there is a card game on... especially around christmas as there are always loads of parties going on with all the office girlies from the city!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

ex girlfriend AGAIN......ARGHHHHHH

I really can't afford to have my ex girlfriend in my life as she really is the only thing I care about enough that when she is upset I lose my head and then in turn huge amounts of money. In a few minutes of rage it is not hard to lose £5000 online. By the time I calm down the damage is usually already done and the hole to deep to dig myself out.

So I decide enough is enough I have to totally just block her out. So I am playing away then 9pm text comes through from her and reads along the lines of:

'You fucking cunt, you have done something to piss me off again etc get out of my life'

Naturally I reply asking what I have done now. Then she says she found out I took another girls number from her workplace. We haven't gone out for ages and I took the girls number after we split up, it was about three months ago and nothing happens. Am I in the wrong? I don't think I have done too much wrong except perhaps be a bit insensitive. However she always talks to guys in front of me and has upset me before. Now it is not my fault if I am attracted to good looking girls! I am only human, the funny thing is in this case the girl is really fun and friendly.Because she is 19 or 20 my ex calls me a pervert, alcoholic drug addict! Nice! So naturally I tilt, it is time to hit the cash tables. Now absolutely anything can happen as there is quite a lot in my account at the moment. I start with the minimum $500 and immediately I tilt even MORE when it is folded to me in the blind with QQ...

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456622184 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:25:25 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $500 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $3,888 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,749 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $1,970 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $1,725.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $1,991.50 )
M Corleone posts small blind [$10]
Punterz08 posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Qd, Qs ]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
forbearing folds
M Corleone folds
Returning uncalled bet [$10] to Punterz08
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $20 from main pot
************ Game 456622184 ends ************

So I decide as soon as the blind reaches me again I will leave the table so naturally on the last hand I get fucked over with a monster hand:

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456622622 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:28:47 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $500 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $3,628 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,709 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $1,940 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $1,565.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,497 )
forbearing posts small blind [$10]
M Corleone posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Kc, Kd ]
Punterz08 raises to [$70]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
forbearing raises to [$230]
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [$500]
forbearing calls [$270]
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Kc, Kd ]
forbearing shows [ As, Ks ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 4h, Ah ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ad ]
** Hand Conclusion **
forbearing wins $1,017 from main pot with four of a kind, Aces
************ Game 456622622 ends ************


Now it is going to go seriously wrong! Hand after hand I miss and the loss builds up. I play almost every two cards like a headless chicken and refuse to fold...


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456622754 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:29:49 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $510 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $3,628 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,709 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $1,940 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $2,082.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,467 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$10]
Barbapapa posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 7d, 5d ]
al873mac folds
LazyEye raises to [$70]
forbearing folds
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 calls [$60]
Barbapapa folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 3d, 4s ]
Punterz08 checks
LazyEye bets [$100]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [$440]
LazyEye calls [$340]
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ 7d, 5d ]
LazyEye shows [ Ts, Tc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ac ]
** Hand Conclusion **
LazyEye wins $1,037 from main pot with two pair, Tens and Threes
************ Game 456622754 ends ************



***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456622912 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:30:56 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $1,000 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $3,598 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,936 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $2,467 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $1,862.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,467 )
al873mac posts small blind [$10]
LazyEye posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Kh, Th ]
forbearing raises to [$70]
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 calls [$70]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye calls [$50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 9c, 6s ]
LazyEye checks
forbearing checks
Punterz08 bets [$140]
LazyEye folds
forbearing calls [$140]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
forbearing checks
Punterz08 bets [$375]
forbearing goes all-in
forbearing raises to [$1,652.64]
Punterz08 folds
Returning uncalled bet [$1,277.64] to forbearing
** Hand Conclusion **
forbearing wins $1,247 from main pot
************ Game 456622912 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456623425 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:34:44 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,040 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $3,752 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $4,040 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $2,377 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $2,454.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,417 )
al873mac posts small blind [$10]
LazyEye posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 2c, Td ]
forbearing folds
M Corleone raises to [$70]
Punterz08 raises to [$180]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
M Corleone folds
Returning uncalled bet [$110] to Punterz08
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $170 from main pot
************ Game 456623425 ends ************



***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456623670 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:36:33 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,237 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $3,752 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,960 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $2,347 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $2,424.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,357 )
M Corleone posts small blind [$10]
Punterz08 posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Kd, 4d ]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye raises to [$70]
forbearing folds
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 calls [$50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, Qd, 8d ]
Punterz08 checks
LazyEye bets [$100]
Punterz08 calls [$100]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
Punterz08 checks
LazyEye bets [$220]
Punterz08 calls [$220]
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
Punterz08 checks
LazyEye checks
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Kd, 4d ] a pair of Fours
LazyEye shows [ 5s, As ] a pair of Aces
** Hand Conclusion **
LazyEye wins $787 from main pot with a pair of Aces
************ Game 456623670 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456624752 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:45:18 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,000 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $4,190.50 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,780 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $2,571 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $2,384.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,394 )
M Corleone posts small blind [$10]
Punterz08 posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 5c, 7s ]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
M Corleone raises to [$60]
Punterz08 calls [$40]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4s, 6h, 2h ]
M Corleone bets [$90]
Punterz08 calls [$90]
** Dealing Turn ** [ As ]
M Corleone bets [$225]
Punterz08 calls [$225]
** Dealing River ** [ Ad ]
M Corleone checks
Punterz08 bets [$480]
M Corleone folds
Returning uncalled bet [$480] to Punterz08
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $747 from main pot
************ Game 456624752 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456624840 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:46:06 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,372 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $4,190.50 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,780 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $2,571 )
Seat 5: forbearing ( $2,384.64 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,019 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$10]
Barbapapa posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 6s, 6h ]
al873mac folds
LazyEye raises to [$70]
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 calls [$60]
Barbapapa folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, As, Kd ]
Punterz08 checks
LazyEye bets [$100]
Punterz08 calls [$100]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
Punterz08 checks
LazyEye checks
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
Punterz08 bets [$360]
LazyEye folds
Returning uncalled bet [$360] to Punterz08
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $357 from main pot
************ Game 456624840 ends ************

I continue to play bad and bluff lots (luckily most uncalled) and then the pace steps up, I know the guy has an overpair like QQ/JJ but I just want a chance to hit a draw as I haven't hit any yet and then leave evens:

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456625567 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 03:52:19 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,518 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $4,215.50 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,590 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $2,271 )
Seat 5: MintSodas ( $1,940 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,383 )
al873mac posts small blind [$10]
LazyEye posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Jc, Tc ]
MintSodas raises to [$70]
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 raises to [$200]
Barbapapa calls [$200]
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
MintSodas calls [$130]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2d, 4c, 6c ]
MintSodas checks
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 bets [$2,318]
Barbapapa calls [$2,318]
MintSodas folds
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Jc, Tc ]
Barbapapa shows [ Ks, Kh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qs ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Barbapapa wins $5,263 from main pot with two pair, Kings and Sixes
************ Game 456625567 ends ************

It is a miss and now I am down $5000/£3500. The aggression must continue:

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456626526 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:00:31 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,355.37 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $7,027.50 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,594.50 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $1,980 )
Seat 5: MintSodas ( $2,197 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,280 )
LazyEye posts small blind [$10]
MintSodas posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 5d, 6d ]
M Corleone raises to [$70]
Punterz08 raises to [$200]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
MintSodas folds
M Corleone folds
Returning uncalled bet [$130] to Punterz08
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $170 from main pot
************ Game 456626526 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456626641 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:01:36 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,305.37 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $7,027.50 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,711.50 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $1,970 )
Seat 5: MintSodas ( $2,167 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,247 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$10]
Barbapapa posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 6s, 9d ]
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
MintSodas folds
M Corleone raises to [$70]
Punterz08 raises to [$230]
Barbapapa folds
M Corleone folds
Returning uncalled bet [$160] to Punterz08
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $160 from main pot
************ Game 456626641 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456626695 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:02:15 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $2,395.37 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $6,997.50 )
Seat 3: al873mac ( $3,691.50 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $2,000 )
Seat 5: MintSodas ( $2,167 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,177 )
al873mac posts small blind [$10]
LazyEye posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 7c, 6s ]
MintSodas raises to [$70]
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 calls [$70]
Barbapapa folds
al873mac folds
LazyEye folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, 4d, Jd ]
MintSodas bets [$127.50]
Punterz08 raises to [$320]
MintSodas calls [$192.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
MintSodas checks
Punterz08 bets [$607.50]
MintSodas folds
Returning uncalled bet [$607.50] to Punterz08
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $807 from main pot
************ Game 456626695 ends ************


I am now down £4000 but have a $3000 stack so a chance to get a few big pots. Then I lose the lot in hands too embarrassing to show so now its £6000 down! Well if you are still reading this post you may as well see some good news and a few hands from the miraculous recovery!!!

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456628172 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:17:00 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $1,940 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $7,234.50 )
Seat 3: Bz10 ( $2,000 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $4,562 )
Seat 5: MintSodas ( $2,064 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,030 )
LazyEye posts small blind [$10]
MintSodas posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Ac, 2c ]
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 calls [$20]
Barbapapa raises to [$90]
LazyEye folds
MintSodas folds
Punterz08 calls [$70]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 4s, Jd ]
Punterz08 checks
Barbapapa bets [$144]
Punterz08 calls [$144]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5c ]
Punterz08 checks
Barbapapa bets [$444]
Punterz08 raises to [$900]
Barbapapa goes all-in
Barbapapa raises to [$7,000.50]
Punterz08 calls [$806]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$5,294.50] to Barbapapa
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Ac, 2c ]
Barbapapa shows [ Ks, Js ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qs ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $3,907 from main pot with a straight, Five to Ace
************ Game 456628172 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456628371 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:19:02 GMT 2008
Table Boron 04 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( $4,206 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $5,294.50 )
Seat 3: Bz10 ( $2,000 )
Seat 4: LazyEye ( $4,552 )
Seat 5: MintSodas ( $1,762 )
Seat 6: M Corleone ( $2,010 )
M Corleone posts small blind [$10]
Punterz08 posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Ah, As ]
Barbapapa folds
LazyEye folds
MintSodas raises to [$52.50]
M Corleone folds
Punterz08 raises to [$190]
MintSodas calls [$137.50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 3s, 5h ]
Punterz08 bets [$360]
MintSodas calls [$360]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
Punterz08 bets [$1,110]
MintSodas goes all-in
MintSodas raises to [$1,212]
Punterz08 calls [$102]
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Ah, As ]
MintSodas shows [ Qc, 9c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $3,531 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Fives
************ Game 456628371 ends ************


For a while the table changed with a lot of raising and reraising preflop then folds, it seemed as though some players were dumping to others in order to have me covered so with 5 of the 6 players now playing 300bb+ it was too deep especially if some were playing together to continue so I started on a new table and had more success instantly!

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456629863 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:36:47 GMT 2008
Table Boron 05 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Bz10 ( $2,000 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $8,181.50 )
Seat 3: junkstar ( $1,440 )
Seat 4: danylaroo ( $3,548.75 )
Seat 5: Punterz08 ( $2,168 )
Seat 6: WillyWonky ( $3,252.75 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$10]
WillyWonky posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Kh, Kd ]
Bz10 raises to [$70]
Barbapapa folds
junkstar folds
danylaroo raises to [$260]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [$2,168]
WillyWonky folds
Bz10 folds
danylaroo calls [$1,908]
** Showdown **
danylaroo shows [ Ac, Kc ]
Punterz08 shows [ Kh, Kd ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, 9c, Qd ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $4,423 from main pot with a pair of Kings
************ Game 456629863 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456629954 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:38:12 GMT 2008
Table Boron 05 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: Bz10 ( $1,970 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $8,121.50 )
Seat 3: junkstar ( $2,000 )
Seat 4: danylaroo ( $1,380.75 )
Seat 5: Punterz08 ( $4,353 )
Seat 6: WillyWonky ( $3,389.75 )
Barbapapa posts small blind [$10]
junkstar posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 3h, 3d ]
danylaroo folds
Punterz08 raises to [$70]
WillyWonky folds
Bz10 calls [$70]
Barbapapa calls [$60]
junkstar calls [$50]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, 5s, 3s ]
Barbapapa bets [$199]
junkstar calls [$199]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [$4,283]
Bz10 folds
Barbapapa folds
junkstar calls [$1,731]
junkstar goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$2,353] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
junkstar shows [ 4h, 5c ]
Punterz08 shows [ 3h, 3d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5d ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins $4,336 from main pot with full house, Threes full of Fives
************ Game 456629954 ends ************


Suddenly from being around £6000 down i am £2000 up and then somehow fold this hand and then decide to quit:

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 456630030 *****
NL $10/$20 Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 17, 04:39:35 GMT 2008
Table Boron 05 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Bz10 ( $1,930 )
Seat 2: Barbapapa ( $7,852.50 )
Seat 3: junkstar ( $0 )
Seat 4: danylaroo ( $1,380.75 )
Seat 5: Punterz08 ( $6,689 )
Seat 6: WillyWonky ( $3,389.75 )
danylaroo posts big blind [$20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Jd, Jh ]
Punterz08 raises to [$60]
WillyWonky folds
Bz10 raises to [$200]
Barbapapa folds
danylaroo goes all-in
danylaroo raises to [$1,380.75]
Punterz08 folds
Bz10 folds
Returning uncalled bet [$1,180.75] to danylaroo
** Hand Conclusion **
danylaroo wins $460 from main pot
************ Game 456630030 ends ************

Somehow I have escaped a mad tilt session for the second night in a row. I no it is a matter of time before i have a minus £20-30,000 session. Thankfully it has not happened yet. One concern to me at the moment is the amount of times betfair has crashed the last few days, after the cash tables I was playing a $500 and a $750 heads up game and having had several bad beats the site went down for me. The blinds were high and by the time I got back it was game over so thats almost £1000 lost instead of £1000 gained in cold blood. My sng stats have been bad for the last few weeks and I have to fix that. I am losing over the last 1000 games I have played for the first time in ages

Punterz08 1,000 -£1.57 £48 -4%-£1,572LLLWWWWWBetfair Last1000 x

That said I am up in the region of £30,000 this month somehow so if the ex girlfriend just stops starting arguements with me it may just manage to be a happy christmas after all!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

ex-girlfriend...ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

When it comes to poker I am like a machine, I can mentally switch off usually and focus on simply winning. I have strong mental reserves and can play 40 hour sessions if required, I can play high stake games or very low stake games. One minute I can focus on a $10,000 game and then the next game play for $32 and still focus regardless of if I won or lost the high staked game prior. However there is something now that makes my game weak at times...read on.....

My ex girlfriend! I have never known anything like it, sure she is absolutely amazing in so many different ways but how can I let her affect me so much! I have several huge losses, well huge for me 10-20k after having argued with her. Now we are not on speaking terms again....until tonight. I have played a little today and am playing well, then I notice on msn she has just signed in online. I start talking and we are getting on fine then every other minute she just rages at me! I am playing some $300 SNG and I am taking my anger out on them...only it costs me money! I am going all in and calling all ins level one with jack high and queen high! During the msn 'conversation' which did not last so long I lose a couple of thousand in no time at all. Then as soon as she goes offline I manage to focus and get some back. Hopefully by the end of the session I can get evens. Time to go into robot mode and crush. How daft what should have been a £2000-3000 profit day I will now be happy to break evens! Sure it would be easier to just ignore my ex girlfriend but I find it impossible to! My mental strength in poker I can't seem to use when it comes to her, is she THAT amazing!?

WOW my luck is down, playing well again have $2000 back and connection goes when a $750 and $500 game starts! I log into my usually reliable neighbours wireless and that is down also! I feel a tilt coming along! Someone logs into my account for me and loses the $750 game to a bad beat, nice.

Well thats it steaming now, even though I have won most of the money back! Going to have to just try and get the ex out of the system, went out with a friend on Friday and he took me to some girls house where it was just us two, four girls and one gay guy then on Saturday we end up in some village somewhere with 9 girls we met at a club in London! Yet I still can't stop thinking of her! So so so so so frustrating, sorry if this post rambles but I am kinda muddled up at the moment! Here are a few songs I have recently downloaded to my ipod which kinda sums things up.... (promise to have some more exciting stories in the new year!)









The three videos are not uploaded properly, I shall have to ask Azimut how to do it tomorrow!

Monday, December 8, 2008

The lucky streak ends.....?

I go to the pub today to meet a few friends and get some dinner and decide to see if my lucky streak is still running. I put a few pounds in the fruit machine and for the 4th or 5th time in a row now it gave me the mega streak and £45. Then a football match starts, I don't bet so much nowadays but to have an interest I put £100 on. My friend assures me it will be Everton 2-2 Aston Villa. Aston Villa are leading 2-1 when in the last minute of the game Everton score to make it 2-2. My friend jumps in the air, but wait....with a few seconds of the game left Aston Villa break away and win the game 3-2. Was that the end of my lucky streak? HELL NO, I had backed Villa to win. UNBELIEVABLE!

I use the word luck often yet I don't really believe in it, most of the things that happen in life are because we make them. Sure you can be unlucky and be in a car crash, but if you never chose to go in the car it would not have happened. Everything that happens is part of a chain of events. In poker you may lose AA v 27o but if you actually play good you will realise it is just variance and not bad luck. AA can't win everytime. Luck is something that losers rely on to occasionally be a winner.

Just to extend my now renamed 'hot streak' (seeing as the word luck is now erased)... my ex girlfriend is kind of speaking to me now. It is a long and difficult path but at least some progress is being made. Do I wan't to go out with her again? I don't really know, I just know she is very special to me so I have to at least get rid of some ill feeling which was created by other people intefering.

I come home with a few hours left on the weekly leaderboards and sure as night follows day I record another success to make it 9/9 weeks. I even almost managed to check raise somebody on the flop, turn and river earlier. It is very hard to do this in poker, most of all because if you have check raised somebody on the flop and turn you won't usually check the river as it is most likely they check back and you have missed a value bet. In this instance I knew my opponent pretty well and correctly assumed that if I checked the river he would fire. It's just a shame he did not bet less so that I could reraise...

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 452460894 *****
PL Omaha $100 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante)) - Monday, December 08, 00:25:37 GMT 2008
$100+$5 PL Omaha #2421268
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 1,420 )
Seat 2: knockuout ( 1,580 )
Tourney Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante))
knockuout posts small blind [10]
Punterz08 posts big blind [20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Jd, 7s, 6d, Qh ]
knockuout raises to [40]
Punterz08 calls [20]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, 4d, 5s ]
Punterz08 checks
knockuout bets [20]
Punterz08 raises to [140]
knockuout calls [120]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6s ]
Punterz08 checks
knockuout bets [20]
Punterz08 raises to [420]
knockuout calls [400]
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
Punterz08 checks
knockuout goes all-in
knockuout bets [980]
Punterz08 calls [820]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [160] to knockuout
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Jd, 7s, 6d, Qh ] a straight, Eight to Four
knockuout shows [ Qc, Ks, 7c, Kd ] a pair of Kings
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins 2,840 from main pot with a straight, Eight to Four
************ Game 452460894 ends ************


My aims for this week are to win the top two leaderboards to make it ten in a row, lose 4lbs in weight, go to the gym at least three times and most importantly of all make some progress in rebuilding relations with my special girl. Talking of girls, more mystery was put on me today with regards to the absolutely stunning girl in Las Vegas. She had just vanished when I went back to Las Vegas and I could not work it out. I left a door open by speaking to a man in Vegas who can do things and two weeks later today i recieve an email:


Lee,Its Rudy in Las Vegas. I met you at the taxi line at ######## Hotel and Casino. I just wanted to follow up with you on the status of Corina the ###### Dealer. I haven’t been able to locate her. I have spoken to almost all the other #####dealers, some know her but haven’t seen her. I checked all the work schedules and there is only one Corina and she is on a LOA ( Leave Of Absence). I will continue to check for you and if I do find her I will let you know. Please let me know if you get this message. Thank you

Some words have been blanked out for obvious reasons. So I meet an absolutely stunning girl who invites me to go out for ice cream with her and a week later she has simply vanished. Very weird and hopefully someday I get to the bottom of this! What a year first I mess up with the world's most amazing girl, and then I mess up with the world's most beautiful girl! Time for some sleep goodnight people and remember life is about making good decisions and not getting lucky.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Mr Lucky....

Lately everything I touch turns to gold. The last four visits to the pub I have won the jackpot in the fruit machine for just a few pounds, if I put a bet on a horse it wins, if I back a football team one goal down in running they will win. One of my friends said today you are so lucky with money but unlucky in love. I agreed but then when I got home I thought about it, it is not luck...it is what you make of a situation. When you mess up putting it down to bad luck is the easy option, I am so lucky in love. I met the dream girl but I did not make the most of it and I MESSED it up, nothing to do with luck. I am confident that I can rectify the situation also as it is not down to luck. Whatever I say she won't believe now but the bottom line is her new guy is seeing other girls behind her back, kinda funny as she is so beautiful and he is hardly the best looking guy in the world. I may make mistake of saying and doing silly things but I would never be stupid enough to two time, especially if my girlfriend was so amazing and beautiful anyways! Well anyways I will take a back seat now and hopefully she finds out sooner rather than later what he is really like. Now onto poker...

Cutting back on alcohol lately as I do so many silly things when drunk. So I have just three drinks in the pub watching the football today and go home early, I see mr NORI in a $10,000 SNG and insta join. If I win I double my average weeks profits and if I lose i lose a weeks money. For this reason I decide to sell 50% of the game to somebody else. I am confident my edge is so big over the guy I generally don't want to be getting chips in unless I am 80%+ to win. After all its $20,000/£14,000 for the winner. For this reason I end up going low in chips yet I eventually won. Here are several interesting hands where I fold top pair and keep the pot small with a set plus the obligatary bad beat!:

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 451884178 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $10,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Saturday, December 06, 20:07:06 GMT 2008
$10,000+$10 NL Hold'em #2413329
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 2,488 )
Seat 2: NORI ( 1,512 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [15]
NORI posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Qh, Kc ]
Punterz08 calls [15]
NORI raises to [90]
Punterz08 calls [60]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, 4s, Kd ]
NORI bets [90]
Punterz08 calls [90]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
NORI bets [360]
Punterz08 folds
Returning uncalled bet [360] to NORI
** Hand Conclusion **
NORI wins 360 from main pot
************ Game 451884178 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 451888147 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $10,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Saturday, December 06, 20:16:32 GMT 2008
$10,000+$10 NL Hold'em #2413329
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 1,896 )
Seat 2: NORI ( 2,104 )
Tourney Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [50]
NORI posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 2d, 2h ]
Punterz08 calls [50]
NORI checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 9s, 8s ]
NORI checks
Punterz08 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
NORI bets [100]
Punterz08 calls [100]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
NORI bets [200]
Punterz08 folds
Returning uncalled bet [200] to NORI
** Hand Conclusion **
NORI wins 400 from main pot
************ Game 451888147 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 451890160 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $10,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:5 Blinds(75/150-(no ante)) - Saturday, December 06, 20:21:12 GMT 2008
$10,000+$10 NL Hold'em #2413329
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 3,392 )
Seat 2: NORI ( 608 )
Tourney Level:5 Blinds(75/150-(no ante))
NORI posts small blind [75]
Punterz08 posts big blind [150]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Ac, Kd ]
NORI raises to [300]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [3,392]
NORI calls [308]
NORI goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [2,784] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Ac, Kd ]
NORI shows [ 4d, As ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kc, 3d, 4h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2h ]
** Hand Conclusion **
NORI wins 1,216 from main pot with three of a kind, Fours

Well if I played those hands well or poorly irelevent now as I won the $20,000. Another success at the highest of stakes!

Now for the leaderboards, they have run for 8 weeks and I have won the top two all 8 of those weeks. One day to go this week and I am second on both. Usually I would sit in the games of the leaders and crush them but this week one is a friend and the other is a decent guy so I will do it the harder way and just hammer the tables for a few hours! The guy on the second leaderboard is really going for it, poor git hasn't a chance yet like the others he still tries. I am holding so much back in reserve at the moment and simply doing the bare minimum to win the leaderboards and get the $2000 a week bonus. I was actually thinking about not winning them this week but then decided seeing as I have won them every week since they started I may as well keep it up.

Several posts back I posted some new year resolutions, one was to make £250,000 in 2009. Well I have scrapped all plans now and made new ones. Money means fuck all in life, I can be self centered and I wish to change that. So my main priority in 2009 is to be more thoughful and hopefully make amends with my ex girlfriend and be there for her when she finds out her new guy is a cheating rat.

Now I have just remembered the reason I made the initial title 'Mr Lucky'. Leaving the pub after the football when I bumped into a guy I know. I know him through friends and his wife, she died recently from cancer...she was only in her forties. Lovely lady who died so young and left behind a man with children again so young yet lost his loved one. Unless your life is utter shit it is such a stroke of luck simply being alive, everytime I feel sorry for myself I see something that makes me realise how lucky I am. Today it was the reminder of such a nice lady dying so young from cancer, in Las Vegas it was seeing the person with one leg. I must remember to stop complaining when things go wrong. I am so lucky in so many ways. 2009 will be a great year I can feel it, to do my bit I am going to make the effort and try to become a better person generally. Hopefully by the end of 2009 I am back with the lovely Scarlett and sod the money it means nothing! Either way I will be a better person. On a side note, new diet is going well. First week and I have lost 5 pound. Simply by only drinking at the pub three days a week! Well on target to lose 2 stone by easter and get that 6-pack back! Life is great, poker is great, god bless England!

Friday, December 5, 2008

37 offsuit for $20,000???

Bit of an up and down day, winning $2000 pretty fast on $10/20 6 handed omaha but not being on top of my game today soon losing the money plus some more on tournaments, then pulled it back again so sitting couple of thousand dollars up when a player who is not so great is spotted in a $10,000 tournament. Get an early chip lead then have this beauty of a hand...

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 451210776 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $10,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante)) - Friday, December 05, 01:43:05 GMT 2008
$10,000+$10 NL Hold'em #2383038
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: NORI ( 1,129 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 2,871 )
Tourney Level:4 Blinds(50/100-(no ante))
NORI posts small blind [50]
Punterz08 posts big blind [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Ks, Ah ]
NORI calls [50]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [2,871]
NORI calls [1,029]
NORI goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [1,742] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
NORI shows [ 7h, 3s ]
Punterz08 shows [ Ks, Ah ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jc, 3d, 5s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
NORI wins 2,258 from main pot with a pair of Threes
************ Game 451210776 ends ************

Can I have been called by the worst possible hand in poker and end up missing out on $20,000? Nah of course not, I come back from there and go on to win! So the day is saved. Nothing too exciting to talk about, so back off for some tournaments now...

Monday, December 1, 2008

Time for a break....

December is here and the countdown to Christmas is on.The last two months has been a bit draining physically and mentally. It looks like I have won the heavyweight and middleweight leaderboards on betfair for the 8th time (every week since they started) and I don't know if they will run them in the future. Either way it was a nice £10,000 bonus over two months. Only one week was there any danger of anyone beating me but i pulled through.

Now this year has been very eventful and I am going to try and have a quite finish to the year without much drama. Pokerwise my game improved but I had around 10 £10,000-£20,000 losing sessions. In the last few months I have avoided any of these and my bankroll is now at its highest ever. If I can continue to eliminate big losing sessions I am guessing that in 2009 I will make in the region of £250,000 so that is my aim pokerwise in 2009. I rarely actually tilt for poker related reasons, the one that gets me a lot is women! I have previously posted about how in Las Vegas I met the world's most beautiful woman. Also in 2008 I dated the world's most amazing woman for around 5 months (how can anyone put up with me for that long!). I actually had the five week holiday in America to try and clear my head and it worked, until I saw her again! Big mistake me letting her go and i am guessing I have lost around £50,000 on poker because of it! Still maybe she will take me back one day, who knows! If I ever had the choice between the world's most beautiful girl and the world's most amazing girl I would definitely be choosing Scarlett every time as no matter what I do to try and escape her powers I end up loving her more than ever. Still chances of that are slim and in 2009 I may try and avoid having any relationships. Spent a couple of hundred grand on a flat 2 minutes from ex girlfriends home and workplace, then break up before I even move in.....6 months later the flat is still empty. I must sort it out, still that is typical of me...the biggest investment I have ever made and it doesn't bother me at all. I am never motivated by money, well that is a lie as we all are at times. Other things drive me on though and in poker the money is just a byproduct of the things motivating me.

Talking of motivation outside of poker I have been letting myself down for the last few years, I rejoined a gym a few months ago and have hardly been there since. By mid 2009 I WILL have my weight back down from 14.5 stone to under 13 stone. This is the time for me to focus on something other than poker and have less time to think about the amazing girl I let go. I cannot let poker drain as much of my resources in the future as it has done in the last few years. Things like taking a laptop on holiday (it was the first time I had ever done that) I will end. I am in Cancun with an amazing girl yet every day I slipped off for a few hours to play poker. In two weeks I made £20,000 yet now I would pay double that to have the missing hours back to spend the time with her. So basically 2009 will see me making more money than ever due to eliminating tilt sessions yet at the same time I will not play as much as this year. Come 2010 I will hit poker hard and enter quite a lot of big live tournaments.

My new lifestyle is going to see me cutting back on drinking alcohol also, at most now I will go out and have a drink twice a week. Going out getting drunk won't ever help me get my amazing girl back, being sensible and getting in shape and being motivated will.

I won't be updating this blog for a while as my life is going to be pretty dull for a few months. I may be a bit crazy around New Years Eve so possibly then. So wishing everybody a happy christmas and good new year. Remember to stay focused on what really matters, if you have a great girlfriend/boyfriend don't let them go. Do whatever it takes to keep them as if you don't you will regret it later.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

back in blighty....

Last post I was flying home in a few hours yet had lost my passport. Surprise surprise called a local bar up and it was in there! Flight home as ever was a pleasure on Virgin Atlantic. They are far superior to any other airline I have ever used and I am guessing I have used 20+.

First day back I decided to try some omaha cash, immediately I made a profit then lost this hand to go $2000 in profit in 5 minutes, i eventually left the table $100 up.

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 448112652 *****
PL $5/$10 Omaha - Friday, November 28, 14:33:13 GMT 2008
Table San Fernando 06 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of active players : 4
Seat 1: wgarvin ( $3,027.31 )
Seat 3: Bambino87 ( $781 )
Seat 4: rarseclark ( $221.82 )
Seat 5: Punterz08 ( $948 )
rarseclark posts small blind [$5]
wgarvin posts small blind [$5]
Bambino87 posts big blind [$10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 2h, 9s, Ad, 8s ]
rarseclark calls [$5]
Punterz08 calls [$10]
wgarvin folds
Bambino87 checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, Ts, 7c ]
Bambino87 bets [$35]
rarseclark calls [$35]
Punterz08 raises to [$175]
Bambino87 raises to [$595]
rarseclark calls [$176.82]
Punterz08 raises to [$938]
Bambino87 calls [$176]
Bambino87 shows [ 4s, 7s, 7d, As ]
rarseclark shows [ 5s, Qd, 9c, 6h ]
Punterz08 shows [ 2h, 9s, Ad, 8s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
Bambino87 wins $1,118.36 from side pot #1 with full house, Sevens full of Tens
Bambino87 wins $668.46 from main pot with full house, Sevens full of Tens
************ Game 448112652 ends ************


This hand pretty much sums up how easy it is to make money on omaha cash if you play solid. When the flop pairs it definitely is not good to call bets let alone reraise or chase with draws. The really bad players even call with non nut flush/straight draws when they could be drawing dead.

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 448118622 *****
PL $5/$10 Omaha - Friday, November 28, 14:46:48 GMT 2008
Table San Fernando 06 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 3
Seat 1: wgarvin ( $2,994.43 )
Seat 3: Bambino87 ( $1,299.82 )
Seat 5: Punterz08 ( $2,073.13 )
Bambino87 posts small blind [$5]
Punterz08 posts big blind [$10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Kd, Jd, 7d, 2s ]
wgarvin raises to [$35]
Bambino87 raises to [$115]
Punterz08 folds
wgarvin calls [$80]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 9s, Ts ]
Bambino87 bets [$140]
wgarvin raises to [$350]
Bambino87 goes all-in
Bambino87 raises to [$1,184.82]
wgarvin calls [$834.82]
** Showdown **
wgarvin shows [ Ac, Td, 9c, Ks ]
Bambino87 shows [ 6h, Js, 8h, As ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
** Hand Conclusion **
wgarvin wins $2,607.64 from main pot with full house, Tens full of Nines
************ Game 448118622 ends ************


Next I catch a fish and win 2/2 $200 hu omaha SNG during the second he asks me to play him 5/10 plo cash. He is sat with $480 and usually I would not sit in as it looks like it is the last money in his account and if so the potential loss outweighs the potential win. I am losing around $6000 and pull back some and am sitting with $2500, this is too deepstacked for the cypriot fish luckbox who leaves and I am minus £2500 to him. At the last check I have pulled back around £1500 of the £2500 loss and am currently down £1000 today. So no big deal, longterm I will make plenty versus the omaha fish.

Now to try and get a few more dolla before I go to sleep.....

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Cambodian families go hungry tonight :(


(click on image to enlarge)




Playing a few single table tournaments for medium stakes as I am not so much in a poker mood today when a strange thing happened. My old friend Doobs registered for one of my heads up omaha games, you may think why is this strange? Well here are three reasons:

1) I generally don't join my friends games
2) He is awful at heads up
3) He barely knows the rules of Omaha (in fact last time we spoke he was calling it nomaha!)

Well anyways as you can see he lost (after several suck outs when he was all in eventually skillz came through!). Now I have a predicament, I know he supports members of his wifes family in Cambodia financially. Several people lately have told me due to the weakened sterling he is struggling to support them. So perhaps this suggests his tilt and playing me on heads up omaha? I would refund him the money but he must learn his lesson, so here is what I propose. I am going to send the money to a charity that helps poor Cambodian people, so this way at least as intended the money ends up with poor Cambodians. Here is a link for anyone else wanting to help the poor of Cambodia.

http://www.cambodianchildrensfund.org/

On another note, meant to fly home today but lost my passport. Oops!! Good luck all, and remember to help the poor Cambodians if you can. To my american readers happy thanksgiving tomorrow!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Yet again another ugly side of online poker shows its face....

People constantly change accounts and play other peoples. Often I bust people so bad that they literally beg me not to play them heads up. At first they will say I get lucky, then in end they just admit defeat and generally I will avoid their games. I have lots of money and am not desperate for a few dollars. Over the last few weeks a new account has popped up called lisa8, generally playing $40 games which are of no interest to me. Occasionally popping up to a $200 game winning one then running back to $40 games. It is well known I don't really play games under $400 or so seriously, however as soon as I notice a player joining my games a few times thinking they can beat me I just play better and always end up in profit against them. This lisa8 is ranting and raving about how much better than me HE is. Today someone tells me it is homeboy8, some low stake loser who has played pretty much 2000 SNG for virtually no profit.

Now the irony is that homeboy8 was actually on my msn, having won around five straight games he begs me not to join his games. So I am generous enough to leave him be. Now what makes someone make a new account join my games, berate me and tell me how much better they are than me when I have won $40,000 on omaha SNG during the same period they have made $1000. To play someone with a different account and not tell them is pretty low. Obviously the first few games anyone plays against me they have more of a chance than say after we have played 10-20. I almost always end up working anyones game out which is why over a large sample of games only two or three players are in profit over me.

So now this homeboy8/lisa8 idiot who begs me not to play them and then tries to play me on a different account is fucked. I will target the idiot now and send him back to $10 games. In addition I will get the decent lower stakes players to target him. He is just a weasel so if ever I did see him I would likely just flush his head down a toilet. What a stupid stupid stupid degenerate loser. You can't play online poker successfully for many years without realising slippery tricks that some whores will try.

Punterz meets Nelly....


No tequilla or anything, just a quick photo with Mr Nelly. I was not trying to make any pose I was pointing how to use the camera as the picture was taken. No need to pretend me and Mr Nelly were balling, that only happened with NFL players and beautiful women. The rappers haven't invited me for patron yet! I think I have just won the betfair Heavyweight and Middleweight leaderboards for the seventh week in a row, so thats seven weeks the promotion runs and seven weeks I have won the top two of the three leaderboards...perhaps the easiest £7500 I have made in a long while! A few more days in florida to try and do some random things yet I doubt I will leave the villa much, Vegas takes a lot out of me each time.

Just decided to try $2000 buying in short on a six handed game and lasted around one minute, nice....


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 446246913 *****
NL $25/$50 Texas Hold'em - Monday, November 24, 04:07:29 GMT 2008
Table Beryllium 24 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Bygdedyret ( $20,349.33 )
Seat 2: richestboy ( $3,495.05 )
Seat 3: Punterz08 ( $2,175 )
Seat 4: IRagen ( $10,427.78 )
Seat 6: stephank ( $5,575 )
IRagen posts small blind [$25]
stephank posts big blind [$50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 9h, Qs ]
Bygdedyret folds
richestboy folds
Punterz08 raises to [$175]
IRagen folds
stephank calls [$125]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kc, Td, Jc ]
stephank checks
Punterz08 bets [$375]
stephank raises to [$900]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [$2,000]
stephank calls [$1,100]
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ 9h, Qs ]
stephank shows [ 4c, Ac ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
stephank wins $4,372 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 446246913 ends ************


Good luck on the tables...


Good luck at the tables all...

Sunday, November 23, 2008

forty-one dollars

A nice surprise as I was checking out of the Venetian Resort, two nights room minibar and internet charges costing just over $1000 was covered by the casino. To my knowledge I did not play anything other than poker so christ knows why I was comped so much. I must have made friends with someone within the casino with some authority when I was drunk. I am curious to know why I was comped but did not want to ask incase it cost me $1000!

I have enough cash for cab to airport and a burger king meal. The burger tasted good, bar some sushi the night before I had not eaten in two days. Now there is two hours before my flight and I really fancy a pint of cold beer, however I have a dollar left. I play some poker online and disconnect several times costing me a few hundred dollars. This last month it has cost me $2000-3000 from disconnectins, its part of the game online though and often I have benefited from others disconnecting. A long time ago I realised that when your opponent disconnected never play slow or refund them as there will be times when this happens to you. Last Thursday I was in three heads up SNG with 5-1 chip advantages when the internet crashed, one scandi tramp 'Fish Fair' even found me later and laughed saying thanks for the money, at the time of disconnection I had 2700 v 300 chips. Still lets hope something nasty happens to him in the near future, perhaps he can catch an STD the next time he is in Thailand screwing ladyboys. No more digressing, back to myself and my dollar. I really want a beer, I feel hungry. All this is because I know I have no money, two drunken nights surely I have money somewhere. I check a small pocket in my shorts and sure enough there is $41 in there! I feel like the richest man in the world, or the man lost in the desert who finds water. Off to the bar where I had one of the most enjoyable pints of beer in my entire life. There is still change for a few drinks and sandwich on the flight back to Florida.

Less than a week until I am back in England, I doubt much will happen before then as I intend to stay in most of the time and take it easy....although in my life random things on a daily basis almost are standard. Bye for now....

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Last night in Vegas.....EVER???

WOW, how disgusting. Can I ever come back to Las Vegas? Surely not. It is now four in the afternoon in England or 8 a.m. Vegas time. I flew around 2500 miles to go for ice cream with a girl who was not there. This is enough for life tilt, now I have all the toppings to go with. I go to Vegas armed with a one way ticket and $2000 and my bank card (unlimited funds!). I spend the day goofing around on a 1/2 table (if I play 6 hours my room is $150 instead of $450). First few minutes I lose $300, dont run 8 hi into pocket aces I guess! I then slow down and break evens over the next three hours. Actually a good table, even though all my opponents are american! One shout out to Mike who is just Mr Smooth with the ladies (so obvious) and another shout to the Italian section (they are more american). So thats the 1/2 boring cash stuff out of the way lets move on...


I am off to meet her from work, this is the biggest day of my life. Played world series main events, dated girls from ten different countries, been in boxing matches, been to court with the threat of years in jail, none of these things put me under the pressure I felt last night. No matter what happens in life I can take it, except for a date with the most beautiful girl in the world. I have dated some of the most beautiful girls in the world, but this is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. Must stay sober before then, had just one drink all day. I turn up she is not there, 2500 miles to get stood up!? WOW now the night just has to get messy, I am hoping its a $2000 nite and not $50,0000. I go back to the Venetian, I know a few cash players and they want me to get on the tequilla (apparently the last hand I played the day before I was all in blind for $600 and lost 57 v JJ). I am so angry still I don't want to give them any money just yet. I head to a bar and have around ten 'any cocktails', that is where the barman gives me any drink he chooses. I meet four american guys and then we are off to the most expensive sushi restaurant in town. I recall ordering the most expensive sake in the place then downgrading to $900 bottle and getting two of those. Next minute I am in a shop trying shirts on with the manager of the restaurant as I had gotten food on my sleeve. Thinking about it she was even in the changing rooms with me, now I go to pay and can't find my card so I pay in cash, around $400 I believe. ALARM BELLS I HAVE LOST MY BANKCARD... hardly I am drunk and on life tilt so don't care. I have the girls number and she asks me to meet her in a few hours when she finishes work.....

Then I wake up 6 hours later in my room with no money and no bank card, so no girl yesterday and no money now. I need to play like one hour more on 1/2 cash and my room is $700 less over two days. But I can't! I still have to go back to florida and now have no money or access to money. I wish i did not spend $300 on the shirt, I have spent half as much for better shirts in London. In fact I think I have the same shirt for $50. Oops that reminds me I am sure that I left my cufflinks in the store, even more lost. The cost of the night is thankfully very cheap for me considering, $2200 on alcohol, $300 shirt and $500 lost cufflinks.

I am generally so lucky and run good, I earn more money than I deserve simply playing online poker. Doctors, soldiers, cops all work harder than me for nowhere near as much. Yet just one time I needed to run good and did not, you can have one dollar or a million dollars and never ever meet your dream girl. I met her, went back and she was not there. I would have paid $20,000, make that $100,000 for the weekend to have gone well. The last two nights have cost me around $7000 and now i am in Vegas with no girl, no ice cream and no money. Still at least I have a ridiculously overpriced shirt, I am too scared to even look at it. Will this nightmare stop me doing crazy and random things, I think not. This is what makes life so good, the unpredictablity and highs and lows. As for Carina....I will be back and find her and marry her. This will happen and then last night will all be forgotten. So for now I shall have to live off of roadkill and grass for the next week or so until I can go back to London and get some money and a new card. I can't even book a flight home earlier with no card, I can't believe how much I rely on my debit card.

NO GIRL AND NO ICECREAM, life can be cruel. Now it is lifetilt unless I turn into the amazing poker player that I am and use the mental strength. I will turn this around and get the girl and the ice cream....wait I will get my own icecream factory! Sorry to the girl I stood up last night as I know how it feels...

Punterz 1-1 Beautiful girls of Las Vegas.


Also how can sake cost almost $1000 a bottle, it tastes awful. If a few bottles helps you get a date with a nice girl then fine...BUT dont go back to room and fall asleep! Right thats it, I am heading out of Vegas and I will never come back unless it is to see my dream girl. Too depressed to even stay and watch the Hatton fight today, that reminds me I have booked two rooms at another hotel for three days and not cancelled, O well it is only money. I am going to be busting players left right and centre online during December, christmas will be ruined for so many but I don't care as I did not get my ice cream....... (off to hitch hike back to London)

Friday, November 21, 2008

HAHAHAHA

Some peasant just slow rolled me and typed HAHA in the chat before calling, who laughs
last dirty peasant mutha fker...


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 444995456 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $32 Buy-in + $1.50 Entry Fee, Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante)) - Friday, November 21, 13:34:06 GMT 2008
$32+$1.50 Super Turbo NL Hold'em #2368023
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: wallace123 ( 1,000 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 1,000 )
Tourney Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [10]
wallace123 posts big blind [20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Ah, Ad ]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [1,000]
wallace123 calls [980]
wallace123 goes all-in
** Showdown **
wallace123 shows [ Qh, Qc ]
Punterz08 shows [ Ah, Ad ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, 8h, Jh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins 2,000 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Threes
************ Game 444995456 ends ************

Back in Vegas.......

Fuck life, fuck it all.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Phew.....

Having been £7000 up in three days I managed to lose it all back plus £2000 more the next three days, the seventh day saw me save the week and end up a small winner.


Punterz08 931 £0.81 £102 3% £751 LLLLWLWL Betfair <1Wk x

What should have been a 10k+ week has ended up being a slog to make barely more than I would in a sweat shop in india. Could have been worse I guess, I don't think I will ever beat the new account curse. For a long time these new accounts pop up in $1000 games win loads then simply vanish a month or two later. If I was winning lots I would stick with the account/site and not vanish. Some day in the future I am sure I will learn more about this. Anyways for one week my stats read almost 1000 games but taking out the super turbo games which take an average of five minutes I have played under 500. Better not take away the super turbos actually as without them I would not have made a profit other than rakeback and leaderboard cash!

Punterz08 526 £1.32 £34 2% £694 LLLWLLLL Betfair<1Wk Spd=T

Back to Vegas tomorrow, it could be for one day or one week or longer who knows. It all depends on my progress with the world's most beautiful lady. Talking of her I managed to mess up when sending flowers to her last week. Here is an extract from the delivery drivers email:

We went through the shift schedules and the dealer name lists to locate the person and the closest we found was two women, one by the name of Coreena, and one by the name of Carina. Both sounded very much alike and I wasn't able to make an educated decision on who the recipient was. Both girls had a similar-sounding name, they both worked at the same section, and they both worked that evening around 9 p.m.


Just my luck, no point resending this week as she is not at work until when I am in Vegas anyways. Kind of funny and sums my week up. If the next seven days are opposite from the last then I will come back from Vegas rich and married! May I run good tomorrow and may I find a wife in vegas....or can only my good friend 'doobs' find a wife in Vegas. We shall see!

http://punterzpoker.blogspot.com/2008/11/small-world.html


I shall be back in a few days with a tale to tell no doubt. Hopefully good news. I can't afford to tilt in Las Vegas so lets hope I don't get blown out! I am even going to try an all honest approach without even one white lie. Can 100% honesty really work? I shall see! Good luck and stay tuned as next week will have some action around here.

Monday, November 17, 2008

De Ja Vu II

Loss again double yesterdays, unbelievable how bad I ran but we don't cry because we are men. Here is the last loss just for the sake of it. $2000 when flopping the nuts in holdem!!!

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 443001451 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $1,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante)) - Monday, November 17, 01:00:51 GMT 2008
$1,000+$10 NL Hold'em #2353897
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 1,875 )
Seat 2: Guan ( 2,125 )
Tourney Level:1 Blinds(10/20-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [10]
Guan posts big blind [20]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Jh, 9h ]
Punterz08 raises to [60]
Guan calls [40]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8c, 7c ]
Guan checks
Punterz08 bets [120]
Guan raises to [360]
Punterz08 raises to [720]
Guan goes all-in
Guan raises to [2,065]
Punterz08 calls [1,095]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [250] to Guan
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Jh, 9h ]
Guan shows [ 8d, Tc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Guan wins 3,750 from main pot with full house, Tens full of Eights
************ Game 443001451 ends ************


Brand new player at betfair, plays high stakes and sucks out over and over, seen it all before. My bad for still playing high stakes when clearly something doesn't add up. Other losses included all in on AK8 flop with A8 v A5, thats life! I won;t lose sleep over it, I made £6000 in two days then lost it back the last two, no big deal. I made a small profit on the Cowboys tonight, whoop whoop! My man Keith Davis is 1/1 so far, in the third quarter he made an absolutely crunching tackle on a guy twice his size. I shall email him my gratitude in the morning.

Good luck all, and remember at times on some sites it IS FUCKING RIGGED TO FUCK. SUPERUSERS RULE

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Can't always win...

Ooops last check down £3500 on the day, was £5000. Been unlucky to start with then played bad combined spells disaster.

Punterz08 85 -£28.25 £197 -9% -£2,402 WWWLWWLLBetfair <16Hours x

Plus £1000 on hu cash having been £1000 up. Honestly can't remember the last time i ran so bad, played so bad and opponents sucked out so much. Amazing really that I can have such a nightmare day yet have decent sng stats over the last seven days still.


Punterz08 671 £4.8 £89 7% £3,218 LWWWLWWL Betfair <1Wk x


O well it is only money, £3200 profit for seven days plus £1300 ish for leaderboards and £1000 rakeback it pays the bills. Next week is a new week and I am sure I will run well, especially on my date with the babe in Las Vegas later in the week! It is a long flight for just one date but it will be worth it I am sure. What is the point of living life if you don't do crazy things from time to time. Added that she is the best looking girl in the world, I would put her picture here but there are a few too many crazies around.

On a side note Keith assures me that the cowboys are a certainty against the redskins in the sunday night game so fill your boots people. Good luck on the tables and good luck me on friday night...

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Drunken mess....

HAHAHA someone called me a drunken mess but I didn't publish the post as it also had a racial comment. Anyways yes I was a bit drunk and messy but so long as the ladies don't mind that night;)....


Friday, November 14, 2008

NFL FEVER

So many more people outside of north america are starting to follow NFL, myself included. On my last trip to Vegas I was watching the Joe Calzaghe v Roy Jones 'fight' when I noticed a player who I recognised as a member of the Miami Dolphins...or so I thought! He has since moved to the Dallas Cowboys I now know. I drank a few tequillas with him and spoke a bit about poker, american football and Vegas etc. The outcome now I have tickets for cowboy games if I am in Texas and now if I am having a bet and not quite sure which way to go I will ask him for his advice!

For those not familiar with the Cowboys safety here is a link with his picture:


http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=4373

What the hell i have posted a picture after many tequillas at the Hawaiian tropics bar and also a picture of one of our lovely waitresses:



Thursday, November 13, 2008

Vegas Taxi cons.....

In Las Vegas the taxi drivers often try cheap tricks. Do not fall for them, if they tell you that they don't have change for your bill tell them they must find it or take less. Anyways leaving Venetian going to airport and its 6a.m the guy says do I want to go the fast way or normal way. It is 6a.m. and zero traffic, I say just take me to airport. Anyways he starts saying he loves London and his brother moved there from Somalia and he moved to america from there and they both got lucky chances. We arrive at airport and meter is on $32, I have been vegas ten+ times and knew he took me a long route. The fare should be around $15, now it is not the money as I have been winning loads and am happy as I have met the most beautiful girl in the world in the last week. However i am an east london boy and won't be ripped off. I see he understands arabic so I call him a dirty cheating dog in his native lingo and throw $20 in his face as I get out the cab. I said you are a disgrace and should still be living in a mudhut in Somalia, you have had a lucky break and are abusing it. We are British, a proud nation that has achieved so much. Don't keep being shy and hiding in the shadows, if you think something is not right say so. You have a thousand years of success and glory simply being British. Rant over, I hope his mudhut collapses in torrential rain.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Small World.....


On my recent visit to Las Vegas I visited the world famous Rio seafood buffet and the most amazing thing happened. When my server came over I said wow you served me two years ago, she said no that is not possible as she had worked there for just four months. However she said I have a twin sister who used to work here, she added she had met an english poker player during a wsop and married him and moved to England. She then asks me where I am from, am I australian and I say no I am from London England. I had mentioned I played a few previous wsop and she said well my sisters husband is from London also maybe you know him 'David Barraclough'. Me and a few other poker players just looked at eachother in shock, like 'WOW what a small world'. Previously I have thought of David Barraclough aka doobs as an idiot and sad loser who most people find so irritating. Now I realise he may actually be partly decent as 'Mao' told me he sent financial aid to her parents and four brothers and seven sisters still in Cambodia, wow what a decent guy he can be at times.

Leaving Las Vegas...

This vegas trip is over for me now but there are several good stories. Coming soon I have some pictures and videos, including one amazing story about bumping into relatives of the sideburn freak who plays as doobs on betfair and actually thinks he is a world beater. Added features I will post include a bit about poker rooms in Las Vegas. Cheating taxi driver stories also will be featured. This blog will be back with a bang so all sit back and get ready for the posts of the next few days.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Whats it like to cash for a million pounds?

Just realised I have cashed for 1.1 million pounds in SNG on betfair over the last 6 months. I clicked miscellaneous data on sharkscope and apparently I have cashed for over a million pounds, before I get too excited the profit was just £50,000 of that. Still its kind of neat to be the first player to cash for over a million on SNG since betfair data was incorporated on sharkscope. Apparently I have raked £44,000 also so thats over £10,000 more what with the leaderboard money etc like £5000 in october alone from them thats around £100,000. Where does all this money go? Definitely not in my bank! I guess spearmint rhino and caesars palace got some of it the other day. Note to myself when in vegas STOP putting money on red14.

Vegas was full of donks as ever. $550 tournament 6000 chips and I crash level 2. Standard of play worst I have played since a pub £20 rebuy. Three hands I lose on where bb 100 utg all in 3000 I call Ak in sb lose to A8, then i miss overcard nut straight and nut flush draw finally bb 100 still I have 27 in bb unraised 5 limpers flop comes K57 I check raise a 400 bet and caller all in like 2800 and end up getting rivered by KQ for 9000 pot. Such such bad play in vegas, after that I upset loads of people on a cash table whilst at same time having half table laughin until they cried with blind calls, reraises blind and loads of crazy plays yet I still made a few hundred. One hand that was funny was me losing a hand where I miss flush and straight draws, I have 200 in my hand to throw in pot on river with 6 hi bluff yet somehow animal leads out with a bet so i show I only had 6 hi anyways and he turned over a 5 hi bluff! My 6 played and it was funniest cash hand I have ever played. I shall get the lazy jew to put it on his blog. www.pokeranimal.blogspot.com

Anyways hungover as fk so quick swim in pool to freshen me up then more poker and drink I guess. Time to plan an actual poker profit of £1,000,000 from SNG!

Friday, October 31, 2008

Deadly River......but not for me!

Poker is not all bad beats so now for a lucky hand history. Came in drunk and sat in a game and played wreckless....do not try this at home!:


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 434284384 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $10,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Wednesday, October 29, 04:26:24 GMT 2008
$10000+$10 NL Holdem #2290144
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Deadly007 ( 1,576 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 1,424 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
Deadly007 posts small blind [15]
Punterz08 posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Ah, Jc ]
Deadly007 raises to [78]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [1,424]
Deadly007 calls [1,346]
** Showdown **
Deadly007 shows [ Qh, Qc ]
Punterz08 shows [ Ah, Jc ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, 6c, 9h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ac ]
** Hand Conclusion **
Punterz08 wins 2,848 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Sixes
************ Game 434284384 ends ************


Silly of me to play drunk and some great players play on the deadly007 account. One of the users of that account is Andrew Feldman and even though he is very young in his early twenties he has already worth a few million pound from poker. Another user of the account is Luke Schwartz, I don't know too much about his poker game but he too is quite young and has made a fair bit from poker....still no matter how much money he makes he will remain an ugly, rude, hated, obnoxious fool who doesn't even realise what race he is. I heard there crew named as 'Team Wiggers' by a few players due to these young white kids trying there best to act like members of the bloods or cripps....until confronted then they run away like the little girls that they are.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Upping the ante....

Messing around playing a few $50 games and i see a player in a $5000 game that I beat for the same stake several weeks ago. He is not so good so I am in the game in a flash. Here is todays sickener...

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 433249600 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $5,000 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante)) - Sunday, October 26, 22:09:26 GMT 2008
$5000+$10 NL Holdem #2277187
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: Punterz08 ( 1,688 )
Seat 2: rocknrolla ( 1,312 )
Tourney Level:2 Blinds(15/30-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [15]
rocknrolla posts big blind [30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Jc, Jd ]
Punterz08 raises to [90]
rocknrolla raises to [150]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 raises to [1,688]
rocknrolla calls [1,162]
rocknrolla goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [376] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
Punterz08 shows [ Jc, Jd ]
rocknrolla shows [ 8d, 8c ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, 8h, Ks ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
rocknrolla wins 2,624 from main pot with three of a kind, Eights
************ Game 433249600 ends ************


I almost get back in the game but lose a 1000 pot all in on the flop with top pair and straight draw. O well, cant regret taking the shot and getting my money in as 80% favourite. I can just hope next time the cards hold! £1000 down before the game started, £3250 more loss on the game yet rally to end day £1000 down. My good friend Guidoch (guidiot) whom many will be familiar with lost $2000 to me on $500 omaha games. How I love this italian fish! He bad beat me a few times, but then I got him back nicely in one game!!!:

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 433311142 *****
PL Omaha $500 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Monday, October 27, 00:25:49 GMT 2008
$500+$10 PL Omaha #2287096
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: GUIDOCH ( 660.40 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 2,339.60 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
GUIDOCH posts small blind [25]
Punterz08 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Ac, 7c, 7h, As ]
GUIDOCH raises to [140]
Punterz08 raises to [420]
GUIDOCH goes all-in
GUIDOCH raises to [660.40]
Punterz08 calls [240.40]
** Showdown **
GUIDOCH shows [ 3h, Kh, Ah, 9s ]
Punterz08 shows [ Ac, 7c, 7h, As ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2d, 9d, 3d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
** Hand Conclusion **
GUIDOCH wins 1,320.80 from main pot with two pair, Nines and Threes
************ Game 433311142 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 433311399 *****
PL Omaha $500 Buy-in + $10 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Monday, October 27, 00:26:34 GMT 2008
$500+$10 PL Omaha #2287096
Table 1 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: GUIDOCH ( 1,320.80 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( 1,679.20 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
Punterz08 posts small blind [25]
GUIDOCH posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ Qs, 6s, 6d, Qc ]
Punterz08 calls [25]
GUIDOCH raises to [140]
Punterz08 calls [90]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, Kd, Qh ]
GUIDOCH bets [120]
Punterz08 raises to [480]
GUIDOCH calls [360]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
GUIDOCH checks
Punterz08 goes all-in
Punterz08 bets [1,059.20]
GUIDOCH calls [700.80]
GUIDOCH goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [358.40] to Punterz08
** Showdown **
GUIDOCH shows [ Qd, Jd, 3c, 9d ]
Punterz08 shows [ Qs, 6s, 6d, Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ Td ]
** Hand Conclusion **
GUIDOCH wins 2,641.60 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 433311399 ends ************

Oops lost the hand when I got lucky, basically on a flop of A49 I held 44A+ v 99++ and it all went in the turn coming A giving me the win!


Last week was the third of the four one week leaderboard promotion on betfair and i made it 3/3 weeks of taking the top two leaderboards. A few days until this promotion is over and I have every confidence of making it four from four.

Poker can be boring perhaps I should put posts up of how I tried to chat up a group of girls in a bar last night only to realise their mother was with them, or how a cold burger almost got me in a whole lot of trouble! Ok bed time goodnight....

Monday, October 20, 2008

retard of the day....

No its not the guys who lost like $10,000 on 2/5 and 5/10 hu plo to me today, its the scandi donk who got rewarded for endless retarded calls on hu 2/5 holdem against me. I didn't lose too much, maybe $1600 in the end but it was truly horrific luck as you will see examples of:


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 430475782 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 20, 21:26:41 GMT 2008
Table Berlin 06 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: IamGreat ( $711.14 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( $374 )
IamGreat posts small blind [$2.50]
Punterz08 posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ As, Ah ]
IamGreat raises to [$15]
Punterz08 raises to [$45]
IamGreat calls [$30]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, 2c, 7d ]
Punterz08 bets [$67.50]
IamGreat calls [$67.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
Punterz08 bets [$225]
IamGreat raises to [$450]
Punterz08 calls [$36.50]
Punterz08 goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [$188.50] to IamGreat
** Showdown **
IamGreat shows [ 4d, 6d ]
Punterz08 shows [ As, Ah ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
IamGreat wins $747 from main pot with a straight, Seven to Three
************ Game 430475782 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 430481100 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 20, 21:34:49 GMT 2008
Table Berlin 06 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: IamGreat ( $718.72 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( $850.92 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$2.50]
IamGreat posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ 6s, 9h ]
Punterz08 raises to [$10]
IamGreat raises to [$35]
Punterz08 calls [$25]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, 9c, Jd ]
IamGreat bets [$52.50]
Punterz08 calls [$52.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
IamGreat bets [$131.25]
Punterz08 raises to [$568.75]
IamGreat goes all-in
IamGreat raises to [$631.22]
Punterz08 calls [$62.47]
** Showdown **
IamGreat shows [ Js, Kc ]
Punterz08 shows [ 6s, 9h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
** Hand Conclusion **
IamGreat wins $1,436.44 from main pot with two pair, Jacks and Fours
************ Game 430481100 ends ************


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 430489383 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 20, 21:47:28 GMT 2008
Table Berlin 06 2-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 2
Seat 1: IamGreat ( $1,576.74 )
Seat 2: Punterz08 ( $850.50 )
Punterz08 posts small blind [$2.50]
IamGreat posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Punterz08 [ As, Ts ]
Punterz08 raises to [$15]
IamGreat raises to [$45]
Punterz08 calls [$30]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2h, 8s, Qs ]
IamGreat checks
Punterz08 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
IamGreat bets [$56]
Punterz08 calls [$56]
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
IamGreat checks
Punterz08 checks
** Showdown **
IamGreat shows [ Th, Tc ] a pair of Tens
Punterz08 mucks [ As, Ts ]
** Hand Conclusion **
IamGreat wins $201 from main pot with a pair of Tens
************ Game 430489383 ends ************


I shall be getting the dirty mutha fker back in the very near future and then we will get the last laugh over the donk. I cannot believe how bad the winning heads up cash players are and I shall definitely be spending more time on this in the coming weeks. In hand two in effect he is calling a reraise of almost 100 more bb with top pair, what a moronic DONKKKK. There is always a danger though that your opponent is just drunk so when you track them down in the future do not assume that they will play as bad.

Good luck at the tables, just try and be luckier than me on 2/5 holdem!!!! ;)